No Shake For You

It's been almost 6 months to the day since my last craving for a McDonald's chocolate shake. This doesn't happen very often and I'm not a regular patron of the golden arches. However, when I crave a chocolate shake, that's what I want. I'm fighting off a sore throat today and icy chocolately slurpiness just sounded good. (A Wendy's frosty won't do...can't slurp it through a straw.)

The shake machine is out of order. Has it ever been IN order?

They still suck.